So HOT, So FRESH: Milo's Crowbars.

Very few things separate us humans in life. Thanks to our DNA make-up, we all share physical characteristics like eyes, noses, teeth (unless you live in the South where mouth ivory is optional), etc. Yet as humans we strive to be different and stand apart from one another, whether it is by way of cutting our hair differently or dressing in a more independent manner than that of our counterparts.

Humans want to be unique. However, many of these types all end up behaving, believing and looking the same ways, thus creating a reverse effect and canceling out their original intentions of standing apart from one another. These humans unknowingly create groups and sub-groups of ''sameness" (or lameness, if you will).

Luckily, for select humans there will be a break in the same old record re-playing itself. Thanks to Milo Sport and Oakley a cool new set of Crowbars is now available displaying the iconic Watch Range on its goggle strap. These goggles are a limited offering, so you will want to order quickly.

And even if you don't live in Utah, you can have a little reminder wrapped around your head as to what our great State means to you: stunning beauty, insanely beautiful women everywhere, deep pow and cold smoke, multiple wives, a reason to get away from I-70 Colorado traffic or whatever it maybe. Call Milo Sport at (801) 426-4300 and grab something cool, rare and unique. These goggles make the perfect self-gift for Festivus.

Nice mountains.

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Rides at Used to be the Canyons until they turned into Disneyland. Now, it's Solitude and White Pine Canyon.
Board(s): Capita, NS, Illuminati are all fun to ride.
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