Smog City, Utah

When: 
Tue, 12/20/2011
Where: 
SLC & Big Cotton
State / Province: 
Utah
Who: 
Solo
Temperature: 
17F
Conditions: 

Greybird to Bluebird. Fast and icy as hell. Snow sucks-do not call in sick to go riding, so not worth it.

Grim. Grim is one word to describe the post apocalyptic conditions of the greater Salt Lake City area. A strong ridge of high pressure has set-up an invisibly strong barer to clear and clean weather. The smog-or as the weather people on the news refer to it as, ''haze'', has become that of thick lung soup.

I drove up to Solitude and busted through the depressive conditions at around-guessing-sixty-five hundo'feet. It just keeps creeping up further and further and coming earlier every winter; it's a good thing there is no such thing as the Green House Effect-note the sarcasm.

Throwing my board onto the snow, I notice the thick crowd of people-many with Southern drawls. Families are here for their Festivus vacations, and that's cool... but the crowds, in general kind of bug.

I drop my board onto the snow, and ride down hitting some smallish wall hits; ollies, methods, b/s 180's... mellow stuff to feel out the snow. And guess what?! It was icy as hell! I was bummed, no one to ride with today and total shit conditions. I rode over the mirrored steal to Honeycomb Canyon and hiked out a couple of hundred yards to Black Bees. It's a short, off-axis pitch that has some ok pow slashes but nothing epic. I hit three slashes and then it was meeting point of ''tracks out'' to the Honeycomb Return Road. The Road was fucking horrific; gnarled rutted, ice in flat light! One thing I have noticed about Solitude (compared to The Canyons) is that the sunlight fades more quickly, thus the conditions pack-down more quickly for the worse-or so it seems. The Road back to Eagle Express was brutal-and it put me in a shitty mood. Wanting to quit when I got to Eagle, I met-up with Mike. We took one run and went to his car and had a beer.

I am so fed-up with the lack of snow, I have actually gone to work. I hope this weather changes-it's supposed to have snowed five to eight inches today (not a lot, but we'll take it). Looking forward to riding with friends when I get back from PDX.

Yay, look at this shit snow. They should call this section Poubelle Bowl.

Looking down into Poubelle Bowl. Looks way better than what it was.

It almost looks good, right? It's not! That's why it's currently being called Poubelle Bowl, you fool!

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Rides at Used to be the Canyons until they turned into Disneyland. Now, it's Solitude and White Pine Canyon.
Board(s): Capita, NS, Illuminati are all fun to ride.
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