Hitting the Fog Line at Whistler

When: 
Sun, 02/12/2012
Where: 
Whistler Blackcomb
State / Province: 
British Columbia
Who: 
Me
Temperature: 
34F
Conditions: 

Foggy, variable from top to bottom, light pow over hard pack on top, icy crusty midway, wet at the base.

I wish this was an epic tale of riding at one of the premiere resorts in the world. Unfortunately that just is not the case. While conditions were less than stellar and it could not be classified as a great day, I did have a great time.

By manipulating some work travel, I was able to score one day at Whistler. It looked a bit worrisome when at 5:30 in the morning all the elevators at the hotel were shot and I was on the 18th floor with a host of luggage. Some very janitorial looking lad huffed up the stairs, pressed a bunch of buttons, and things resolved without throwing all my crap down the stairwell.

I was greeted by a rather socked in mountain as I stepped off the Greyhound at Whistler village. Being experienced in fogline riding, I immediately weaved my way to the top of Whistler and was rewarded with a bit of blue sky. There was a small helping of fresh-ish snow resting on top of some rather solid chowder. I ferreted out the last reserves of pow by clunking my way into a few small chutes and dropping a few small cliffs.

Sadly my above fogline laps were ended by the quick moving slop, just as I was about to explore the Symphony area. Nothing like full on vertigo riding, not knowing what is coming at you or where you are going.

The fog was still thick on the top after lunch, so I decided to check out the parks on Blackcomb. A fully groomed boarder cross trail, yes I like that, a fifteen foot perfectly cut pipe, that's nice as well, a couple of large hips, sweet, and finally the massive 22 foot superpipe. I felt a little bit bad about coming all the way to the legendary Whistler and ending up lapping the park, but it was too damn much fun to stop. Plus the conditions were pretty crappy everywhere else.

Last year the 22 ft pipe at Killington ate my lunch and left me thinking that perhaps I was too old for such things. I believe I took 8 runs through the two Blackcomb pipes and by the end was getting far enough out for full tweaks. My final hit in the 22 footer, I grabbed lien on the frontside wall and went what felt like a long way out. It was probably 2 ft, but it felt fucking awesome. That is the feeling that makes transition riding so great. I felt particularly proud when the group of Japanese tourists gawking at the bottom nodded and smiled as I rode by. Of course, they may have been nodding after someone stated that fat old guys should not ride superpipes. I choose to not believe that interpretation.

Conditions for apres people watching and drinking were substantially better than on hill conditions. I dare you to find two bearded men wearing Birkenstocks, white socks, and fur hats anywhere else.

Feeling extremely sore and beaten, I climbed on the redeye back to Montreal. I will definitely be returning to Whistler in hopes of better days.

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