It Just Gets Weaker By the Moment

Let me start off stating that I love good looking women, especially bikini-clad ones. However, the Olympics bring the worst out in some, and Clair Bidez and Hannah Teter just signed themselves off.

I love snowboarding, so it pains me to see it get lamer by the second with all the corporate influence fucking our lifestyle up and trading it in for that of a used piece of shit car and branding it a sport. This may sound bitter, mundane and repetitious...but god damn between the influences of Wallstreet dollars, team managers and now agents snowboarding is shitting its soul out quickly.

Teter's move to do a Sports Illustrated photo shoot proved itself to be such a sellout move that her village in Africa (http://www.hannahsgold.com/), in which she adopted, have dropped her and are returning all the Mountain Dew to her Vermont commune. We have to ask Amen (Hannah's older brother and manager), if he was behind the whore-ing out of his sister in this weak-ass publicity stunt? If so, ease up on the syrup intake.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/winter/hannah-teter/

And Clair-what the hell? A sex tape would have been a more efficient way in bringing yourself to the masses. Loosen up you Giro and get some O2 to the brain.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/winter/clair-bidez/